Freelancer Prints

"I can't remember - do I work at home or do I live at work?"

The four housemen of procrastination

Home Office Gossip

Back to work...

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

'Oh no! It's VAT man!'

'When you work from home, the office parties are rubbish.'

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

The Real American Dream

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Self-employed.

The Freelance Life.

'No contract, no work.'

"Those are my everyday sweats, and these are my Zoom sweats."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"I've been working from home for the last couple of years."

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'Can you give me one good reason why you never use hyphens?'

'Yes, yes, I get the symbolism, Mr. Sanchez. You can wear many hats. Very clever.'

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'I won't be logging in today. Forgot my password.'

'It's one of the perks of being self-employed.'

"I'm just phoning to tell you your 'cheque in the post' has just arrived."

" I can't pay you, but your work will get plenty of exposure."

"Great, no need to go into the office!"

Perks of self-employment.

"I'm a sole trader..and starting to feel more solitary by the minute!"

"Working" from home

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Working from Home.

Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."