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Home for the Holidays

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Burning the midnight oil.

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Multi-tasking.

What My Day Feels Like

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

Relaxing in the Sun

Working Late

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Writers without borders.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Coffee shop

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Unicorn Working From Home

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Email Notifications

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Working from home

Wifi whore

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"Casual Payday."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

The four housemen of procrastination

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

The Drawbacks Of Working From Home

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."