Freelancing Fan Gifts

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Burning the midnight oil.

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Multi-tasking.

What My Day Feels Like

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

European currency on the edge.

Soldier armed with a pen.

Working Late

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Relaxing in the Sun

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Economy - USA.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Writers without borders.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

What do you suggest we do about this?

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Coffee shop

Unicorn Working From Home

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'