Freelance Aficionados Gifts

'Get a job? -- and give up freelancing?'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Tongue in the ear...

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

'T.S.I.F.'

robot in car

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

Father to mother: 'Don't look now, but I think the baby just downloaded.'

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Acne Automation Works Outing

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Free WiFi On-Board

The Robot's Trophy