Freelance Adventurers Mugs

"Surely, as a sole trader, you can just pay yourself a huge bonus?"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Shred the plank."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

'What's on the other side?...'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Bismark Ballet School

Artists without borders.

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

'Get out in the marketplace Merridew - hunt and gather man.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'Get a job? -- and give up freelancing?'

"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."

Student walking into 'Facts of Life' lunchtime club.

'I'm not sure this home-brew franchise of yours is a good thing.'

"Mom said I could do my own packing, no strings attached, and then asked if I had remembered my floss."

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

Dear Prince - slayed dragon myself.

Home Business - First Sale.

The swallows make their annual return to Capistrano, unaware that they had been followed by the chickens.

"How will you ever know whether you're a flying squirrel if you don't give it a shot?"