Fast Lane Navigator Gifts

'You need to go home, take a long relaxing bath surrounded by aromatic candles and do an hour of yoga; but that's out of the question. How about a five minute smoking break ?'

'Son, to be rich means driving through the rush hour of life with blue lights flashing and th right of way.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Cars.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Road Construction.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

Apple Picking 2020

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

'I'd love to catch up on old times, it's just we don't have any.'

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."