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'You need to go home, take a long relaxing bath surrounded by aromatic candles and do an hour of yoga; but that's out of the question. How about a five minute smoking break ?'

'Son, to be rich means driving through the rush hour of life with blue lights flashing and th right of way.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Cars.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Road Construction.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

Apple Picking 2020

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Urban transport and speeding accidents

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

'I'd love to catch up on old times, it's just we don't have any.'

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.'

"Every time I think about the past, it just brings back so many memories."