Fast-lane Tracker T-Shirts

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"I love fast break business success."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Moving into an office while it's being built.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Great. Now we'll probably miss all the lights between here and earth."

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

New Fitbit app allows patients to monitor heart irregularities.

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

'Just like the website, lots of visitors, few conversions.'

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

Business man evolving in a 'Fast Track' lane

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

Life in the Fast Lane.

Info Superhiway Bar & Grill...Happy hour, 5 - 5:05.

Confused Tourists

Sheephunters

I don't brake for lawyers

'How's the new sports car.'

The Flag of Success.

Cash Only QUIK SHOP: NO checks! NO credit! NO coupons! NO small talk!

"Motorway of Life Police. I'm afraid your husband met with a very nasty accident in the fast line."