Fast-lane Tracker Gifts

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"I love fast break business success."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Moving into an office while it's being built.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Great. Now we'll probably miss all the lights between here and earth."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

'Just like the website, lots of visitors, few conversions.'

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

Business man evolving in a 'Fast Track' lane

Info Superhiway Bar & Grill...Happy hour, 5 - 5:05.

Confused Tourists

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

Life in the Fast Lane.

I don't brake for lawyers

Sheephunters

'How's the new sports car.'

The Flag of Success.

Cash Only QUIK SHOP: NO checks! NO credit! NO coupons! NO small talk!

"Motorway of Life Police. I'm afraid your husband met with a very nasty accident in the fast line."