Fast-tracker T-Shirts

Business man evolving in a 'Fast Track' lane

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Snail Coach

Dating the efficiency expert.

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"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Trump and Erdoğan

Moving into an office while it's being built.

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

Climate change meant that Norman was often finding his quarry far from the traditional hunting grounds.

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

Hurdles with Steps

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"Somehow, this just don't seem sportin', Jake."

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

'Bear tracks... and they're fresh!'

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'