Fast Living T-Shirts

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

No Immediate Danger

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"