Compact Living T-Shirts

We're looking for a small Christmas tree. How small. Tree's Tree Nursery. Our apartment is so tiny, we have to put a tree in our closet. Over here. Bonsai works! And small jewelry boxes fit perfectly underneath!

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Hoodie Hang-out

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Snoopy with Laptop

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Sick Building Syndrome

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Can't even hold signs well.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Doubledecker bus stop

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"