Compact Living Lover T-Shirts

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Distance to horizon varies.

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

Family drive along avenue of trees in open top car

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"No wonder it was so affordable."

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Now entering California, dude!

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

"$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public."

'Wow, dude. You're really old school!'

'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!'

'The door jammed.'

"...And do you, Jim, also promise to keep all your devices charged, upgraded and secure?"

"Let's not have children."

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'

Crumbling cookies & bouncing balls next 4 exits.

Last orifice for 20 miles.

'There's something wrong with the windscreen washers!'

'A World energy crisis is looming' "I blame the billions in the 3rd world wanting to get what we've got!"

'I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'