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"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

Castle Efficiency

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

"That's your tiny house!"

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

'I prefer it this way.'

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."

"My kids may hate me, but my great-great-grandkids are going to love me."

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

"Wouldn't you be more comfortable if you lived at home?"

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

Ok, ok, we'll discuss your issues with personal space again.

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'I don't think our marriage can survive in 394 square feet of living space.'