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"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Castle Efficiency

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"That's your tiny house!"

Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

'I prefer it this way.'

"My kids may hate me, but my great-great-grandkids are going to love me."

"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

"Wouldn't you be more comfortable if you lived at home?"

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'I don't think our marriage can survive in 394 square feet of living space.'

'Our reputation for longevity is based on several factors: hard work, simple food, lack of stress and the inability to count correctly.'