Closet Optimizer Pillows

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

Closet.

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

'Ms Brown, I think I need a bigger desk!'

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

For Sale. And, of course, there's a roomy walk-in closet.

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

His and Hers Wardrobe.

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

'We need a place with more closet space.'