Closet Optimizer Gifts

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

Closet.

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

'Ms Brown, I think I need a bigger desk!'

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

His and Hers Wardrobe.

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

'We need a place with more closet space.'

'Don't think of it as losing a daughter - think of it as gaining a closet.'