Closet Strategist Gifts

"Do I wear my team colors, my gang colors, my school colors, my city colors..."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Shoe addict.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Wearing all black

'This closet needs digitized.'

Closet.

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"The full partner look."

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"What!?"

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.