Outfit Strategist Gifts

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

Wearing all black

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'How about a game of cards?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'I've got it written down...'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'But what do you sell?'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"At these prices, what do you expect?"