Closet Conquerors Gifts

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Shoe addict.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

The Move.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A Mom's Purse

Categories are the key to organizing.

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

The Movers - Decluttering

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!