Compact Living Lover Prints

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Distance to horizon varies.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Family drive along avenue of trees in open top car

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"No wonder it was so affordable."

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Now entering California, dude!

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

"$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public."

'Wow, dude. You're really old school!'

'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!'

"...And do you, Jim, also promise to keep all your devices charged, upgraded and secure?"

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

"Let's not have children."

Crumbling cookies & bouncing balls next 4 exits.

'The door jammed.'

Last orifice for 20 miles.

'There's something wrong with the windscreen washers!'

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'

'A World energy crisis is looming' "I blame the billions in the 3rd world wanting to get what we've got!"