Simple Living Lovers T-Shirts

'Brilliant - cold porridge and stale bread again!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

'Watch yourself.'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

The Rudges' peaceful home

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"No wonder it was so affordable."

Maternity ward on the farm.

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Man and woman with laundry

'We'll never make it: you're gourmet coffee and craft beer, I'm instant and light.'

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

"The Snout? What For? We've got everything we want right here."

'What did we do before green tea?'