Simple Living Lovers T-Shirts

'Brilliant - cold porridge and stale bread again!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'Watch yourself.'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

The Rudges' peaceful home

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"No wonder it was so affordable."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

Maternity ward on the farm.

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

Man and woman with laundry

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'We'll never make it: you're gourmet coffee and craft beer, I'm instant and light.'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

'What did we do before green tea?'

"The Snout? What For? We've got everything we want right here."