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'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

Pizza-Matic

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

You've got to admire his spunk.

Honey I'm Home

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"I don't tell you how to gather."

"Either Bob lost weight or you jammed too much helium into those balloons."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

Bottle Battle

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'Luxury box.'

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Fuel Carrier

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

No, I told you, only take rocks from the checking pile, not from the savings pile.

"I told you that thermostat was too high, didn't I?"

Field of Beans.

Maybe I should get a convertible.

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

Builders confused by new Ikea store plans.

'Go get a smaller ball!'

'I hate all this, 'flat pack assembly' stuff. I say we just leave it as it is, and go home.'

Nudist At Home

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'