Fast Living Gifts

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Wifi in Hell

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

No Immediate Danger

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Snoopy with Laptop

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."