Modern Lifestyle Follower Gifts

Parts of the body: Ears, Heart, Eyes, Mobile...

"You can always find the summer interns. Just follow the e-cigarette vapor."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Fur Baby

i-teddy

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"You are still here."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Goodnight Social Media.

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

The Eternal Question

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Astronaut Selfie.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'