Modern Lifestyle Follower Gifts

Parts of the body: Ears, Heart, Eyes, Mobile...

"You can always find the summer interns. Just follow the e-cigarette vapor."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

The Modern Novel.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Fur Baby

i-teddy

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"You are still here."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

The Eternal Question

Goodnight Social Media.

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Astronaut Selfie.

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"