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'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Menu Dating

'Is this still America?'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.