Express Lane Dweller Gifts

For the fast-paced, multitasking soul who loves embracing the chaos of every day, our 'Express Lane Dweller' collection makes a playful gift. Perfect for someone who lives life in the fast lane and always manages to keep going, these products offer humor and a touch of understanding for their whirlwind lifestyle.

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"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks." mockup

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

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'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.' mockup

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

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"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy." mockup

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

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No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal mockup

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

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"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it." mockup

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

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Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7 mockup

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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"Come and get it!"

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Upper West Side Story

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"I travel Prada whenever I can."

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"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!" mockup

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

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The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather. mockup

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

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Moses comes to Los Angeles.

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"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just ﬁfteen years ago."

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just ﬁfteen years ago." mockup

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just ﬁfteen years ago."

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"Thank you."

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'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.' mockup

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

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"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables." mockup

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

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"Scat!"

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'EXIT -Next Exit.'

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'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!' mockup

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

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Auld Gang Sign

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"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

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"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already." mockup

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

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"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?" mockup

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

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An ellipsis in the sky

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Old Yarns

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"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?" mockup

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

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Early American Think tank

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Power, Money, Ego, Hype, Parking. mockup

Power, Money, Ego, Hype, Parking.

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'But this IS my mobile home!'

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'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?' mockup

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

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'First we were out-gunned by the criminals...now we're out-dunked at the donut shop!'

'First we were out-gunned by the criminals...now we're out-dunked at the donut shop!' mockup

'First we were out-gunned by the criminals...now we're out-dunked at the donut shop!'

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The ultimate in rodent paradise.

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"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win."

"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win." mockup

"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win."

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Express Lane Dweller Gifts Collection

Express Lane Dweller Mugs

Explore our 'Express Lane Dweller' mugs—perfect for coffee or tea, designed to make their busy mornings a bit brighter. Shop now to find the ideal daily dose of humor.

Express Lane Dweller Pillows

Relax in style with pillows that celebrate the speedy life—quirky, cozy, and perfect for adding personality to any space.

Express Lane Dweller Prints

Brighten their walls with prints that capture the essence of quick-paced living—fun, quirky, and full of life. An inspiring addition to any busy home or office.

Express Lane Dweller T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that shout out their love for the fast life—fun, witty, and comfortable. Perfect for those who believe in living life at full speed.