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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"I love fast break business success."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

An English and French student converse.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."

Let the profit-making begin!

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"How was your day, dear?"

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

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'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

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'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

Supermarket customer types.

"Who's next?"

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

Woman coaxing husband into mowing lawn by dangling a bottle of beer in front of him.

'They want bike lanes,'

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

Expert and Ex-Pert

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

What brought down the royal families of Europe: Fast-lane: Royalty only!

Life in the Fast Lane.

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