Express Lane Rebels Gifts

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'Think' 'But not too much'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

Zero gravity ahead.

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

Turning with mathematical precision.

Driverless Car

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

"Wild Blueberries"

RETIREMENT VOWS

"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

"Oh well... same sh*t , different day..."

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

10 items or less

Supermarket customer types.

"Same."