Line Rebel Gifts

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Joe Henry

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

Rugby Player

'Let's rock!'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Kurt Cobain

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Driverless Car

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

I left my mark on policies and programs.

Classic vs Rock

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Joe Strummer in his garden...

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

Punktuation Marks.

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'