Online Rebel Gifts

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

Swedish Pirate Party.

Lynching on social media

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"I gotta be me!"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I really got used to working from home."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"Security is lax on this side."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Music Piracy

putin and social media

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

BBC radio one... Please Leave Your Brain at the Door

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'