Online Rebel Gifts

Swedish Pirate Party.

Lynching on social media

"I gotta be me!"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I really got used to working from home."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"Security is lax on this side."

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

putin and social media

Music Piracy

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

Rules and procedure