Express Lane Rebels Prints

10 Items or Less. Express Only. Don't worry --- I plan to pay for them ten at a time.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'Think' 'But not too much'

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

Zero gravity ahead.

Turning with mathematical precision.

Driverless Car

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

Bike Lane

RETIREMENT VOWS

"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

"Wild Blueberries"

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

Expresso Lane

"Oh well... same sh*t , different day..."

10 items or less

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

Supermarket customer types.