Express Line Enthusiast Prints

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

Express checkout lane for younger person prescription pick-ups.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Subway Thrillers

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Prisoner Crossing

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

Switchback Playground.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Coupler Counselling

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Commuter on the Orient Express

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.