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Points of view.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Breakthrough

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"He chases submarines."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Chasing Covid Variants

Redeemable Securities.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Sports car.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

Don Quixote charging a Windmill (colour)

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

'I wanna big strong dog capable of dragging me into pubs.'

'I know, I know, you told me not to buy a convertible!'