Upgrade Chaser T-Shirts

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'You can drop all the hints you like, Jones. We're not buying you a computer.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Breakthrough

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Chasing Covid Variants

Bookworm Romance

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Redeemable Securities.

Man on motorbike.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

Cosmic Ray

'Yes, we know the universe is expanding, but what about Microsoft?'

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

Cross Channel Leap

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

Drinkers.

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

Dreaming of chasing cars.

'I've lost my place.'

"Okay, you lost your soul but hey - for that you got a lot of smileys on facebook, right?"