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'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'You can drop all the hints you like, Jones. We're not buying you a computer.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Breakthrough

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Chasing Covid Variants

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Bookworm Romance

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Redeemable Securities.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Man on motorbike.

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

Cosmic Ray

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Cross Channel Leap

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

Drinkers.

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

Dreaming of chasing cars.

'Did you get it's number?'

"Okay, you lost your soul but hey - for that you got a lot of smileys on facebook, right?"

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