Carb Chaser Converter T-Shirts

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Breakthrough

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Running Latte

Early Exercise Machines

Euro Bait

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

"One slice—hold the bread."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'What about the cholesterol?'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

"I'm back for my booster."

Next Coffee Shop 4M

Nutty Scientist

'What happened mom? I thought you were on a low-carb diet?'

The Atkins Diet.

"Actually, you're in excellent health. The only thing I recommend is that you cut back on carbs...and that means cutting back on your favorite dishes."

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"You claim you're not cheating on your diet, Mr. Parker. But how do you explain this recent weight gain?"

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

"I'm sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if I could borrow a little work?"

"If you're not happy with the brokerage of with my service the commission checks will mean nothing to me."

In the calorie family: 'You're home early?'....'Mrs. Harrison has started dieting again!'

'That's why I put on weight! All I eat is carbs!'