Carb Chaser Converter Gifts

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Breakthrough

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Early Exercise Machines

Running Latte

Euro Bait

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

"One slice—hold the bread."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'What about the cholesterol?'

Hot dog.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'My video screen just changed to the Daytona 500.'

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

Nutty Scientist

The Atkins Diet.

'What happened mom? I thought you were on a low-carb diet?'

Metaphor for Life Gym. Which will it be? Running in place or spinning your wheels?

Next Coffee Shop 4M

"I'm back for my booster."

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"Actually, you're in excellent health. The only thing I recommend is that you cut back on carbs...and that means cutting back on your favorite dishes."

"You claim you're not cheating on your diet, Mr. Parker. But how do you explain this recent weight gain?"

"I'm sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if I could borrow a little work?"

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

"If you're not happy with the brokerage of with my service the commission checks will mean nothing to me."

'That's why I put on weight! All I eat is carbs!'