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Early Exercise Machines

Metaphor for Life Gym. Which will it be? Running in place or spinning your wheels?

'My video screen just changed to the Daytona 500.'

Cimafunk

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'And right here they merged...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Oh, I can't complain"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

Running Latte

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Bench clearing brawl, $5.