Rhythm Chaser T-Shirts

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

Cymbal Player's Music Book

Cimafunk

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Six jazz instruments.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"Check out this new store."

Early Exercise Machines

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Get a life

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

A dog banging a snare drum.

Crunk

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Man on motorbike.

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

'Today, interest rates rose on news that general fear is up, so why not raise interests rates too?'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Mozart

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

music store

'My video screen just changed to the Daytona 500.'

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

Linford Christie

Warriner's Efficient Poetry

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'