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"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

A dog banging a snare drum.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Check out this new store."

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Happiness

"The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

A bird tweets along with a musician.

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

Mozart

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Boxing with your harp

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

Cymbal Player's Music Book

Perpetual Motion.

Eric Clapton.