Melody Chaser Prints

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

A dog banging a snare drum.

Cimafunk

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Check out this new store."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Frank Zappa

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Happiness

"The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

A bird tweets along with a musician.

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'He went that way, officer!'

Mozart

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Boxing with your harp

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

Dido

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

Cymbal Player's Music Book

Eric Clapton.