Band Chaser Prints

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Surfing koala.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

ACME Balloon Company.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Breakthrough

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'And right here they merged...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Oh, I can't complain"

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Letter writing lady.

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Dragon Graph

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

"This is where things started getting really weird."

'Damn! McGee's good!'

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."