Melody Seeker T-Shirts

"The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat."

Please giver generously violin to buy.

A bird tweets along with a musician.

"According to this, couples who read in bed together are happier. It doesn't say anything about the harmonica."

Marimba

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Modern Major General

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Be kind"

Musical notes bubble gum.

Frederic Chopin

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Six jazz instruments.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Most valuable element.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Edvard Grieg

"I lost the groove."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Cesar Franck

'Why am I such a grouch?'

The best relationships are silent.

"Brat"

A divided world.

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'