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That song from the advert? - you hum it, I'll stare at you blankly.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Modern Major General

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Pampered and poodled.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Wolf Karaoke

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I don't like your application."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

If you're happy and you know it...

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar