Music Seeker Gifts

That song from the advert? - you hum it, I'll stare at you blankly.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Modern Major General

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Wolf Karaoke

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I don't like your application."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Mister Pretty Shoes

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

If you're happy and you know it...