Record Seeker Gifts

Counting Sheep

"Hello... Is that the Guinness book of records?"

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Music downloads

Exit only.

"Check out this new store."

Wikipedia...

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Gulliver's other travels.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"The subwoofers really help."

Records?

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"Brat"

Robert Drake

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Gramaphone Man.

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Music Freak.

Band Practice

The Music Lover.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Islington Angels.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"