Record Collecting Gifts

Robert Drake

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

'Are you downloading another cylinder?'

Jungle Man picking a 'swing' track in a record store

Classix Collection: Flight of the Bumblebee

"It's a lovely present, but when I said I liked Mona Lisa I was thinking of the record by Nat King Cole."

"Wait a minute!... Aren't those the records I finally convinced you to get rid of, twenty years ago?!"

Music Collector.

The Music Lover.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Lady funneling her record collection onto an mp3 player,

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

Music Freak.

Devil has the best tunes

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

"Fleetwood Mac still looks good on you."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Grace For Flies

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls