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'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"I'd like to sing my own composition, 'Tom Daley's Trunk'."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Tallyho!"

Surfing koala.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

WiFi Signals

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Check out this new store."

Open House of Horrors

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'