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Violinist on a surfboard

Cimafunk

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Surfing koala.

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'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

"Check out this new store."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'And right here they merged...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Oh, I can't complain"

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Dragon Graph

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

"This is where things started getting really weird."

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."