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Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"When did she start crawling?"

WiFi Signals

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

"Check out this new store."

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

'He's training for a career in law.'

Boxing with your harp

Mozart

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Your cousin Hernando is such a handful! He's been walking ever since he was ten months old!"

Surf Guitar

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

The British Society of Campanology...

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

'People want to work with city firms, they trust us, they're impressed by the offices...the status!'

Violinist on a surfboard

"So you mean to tell me that we drove for six days cross-country in a cramped hot car just to see some big letters?"

"I feel sh***y . . . yeah that didn't help."

'How does 'Oh Brother Get You Out Of Here' grab you?'

'Symphony'

"I'd like something that says I'm RICH... really, REALLY rich."