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Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"When did she start crawling?"

WiFi Signals

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Check out this new store."

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

"He's deliciously vintage."

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'He's training for a career in law.'

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

Mozart

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Boxing with your harp

Surf Guitar

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

The British Society of Campanology...

"Your cousin Hernando is such a handful! He's been walking ever since he was ten months old!"

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

'People want to work with city firms, they trust us, they're impressed by the offices...the status!'

Violinist on a surfboard

Rod Stewart

Naomi Campbell

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

"I feel sh***y . . . yeah that didn't help."

'How does 'Oh Brother Get You Out Of Here' grab you?'

"So you mean to tell me that we drove for six days cross-country in a cramped hot car just to see some big letters?"

"I'd like something that says I'm RICH... really, REALLY rich."